You are in an op shop. You hold up a red T shirt that reads Punk Music is Dead, Beethoven is Back. You think it could be cool. You aren’t sure. You couldn’t name a single Beethoven song but you made a Spotify playlist when you were fifteen named D$ATH SENT$NCE that goes for 16 hours and 32 minutes and features the likes of Patti Smith, The Birthday Party, Ramones, The Clash and about 100 other bands. The T shirt could be cool because of this. You call your friend over from the other side of the oppy with your eyes and hold the shirt up ready to blow the whole thing off as a joke but also happy buy the t-shirt and label it the find of the day.

At this point I probably don’t now much about you.